Είμαι ένα κρυφό κορίτσι πίπας για τους συζύγους και τους φίλους των φίλων μου

I'm a bad friend. A homewrecker. When my friends' husbands or boyfriends get into fights with their girls, they know they can come over to my place and get their neglected cocks taken care of. That also makes me the best kind of friend, right?